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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:17 pm
by Kanta
Kanta wrote:"For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows."
The Bible, Timothy 6:10 (King James Version)
So true!
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:19 pm
by Elisabeth
"If your head is wet - buy a hat"
Me
"If the shoe is on the other foot - refused to wear them again, they may have had a foot complaint"
Me
"If at first you don't succeed - give up because your clearly useless at doing it right"
Me
"Not everything is in colour - unless you're looking at a black & white photograph"
Me
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:12 pm
by Jon
Jon wrote:"If your head is wet - buy a hat"
Me
Or an umbrella.
Unless, you are having a bath/shower.
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:25 pm
by Kanta
GeeJee wrote:Called some guy and laughed out loud about his voicemail message... it was in both dutch and english. With a lovely dutch accent he said... "This is my voicemail. I am not home at the moment. If it is important, can you leave a message after the... eeh BLEEP"...
My old phone, I recorded. . . . .
"Hello . . . If I owe YOU money, I'm not here. . . . If YOU owe ME some money, I will be right there"
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:58 pm
by GeeJee
Called some guy and laughed out loud about his voicemail message... it was in both dutch and english. With a lovely dutch accent he said... "This is my voicemail. I am not home at the moment. If it is important, can you leave a message after the... eeh BLEEP"...
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:12 am
by Kanta
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:04 pm
by Elisabeth
"Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life."
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:53 pm
by mathetes1963
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." -Albert Einstein
Hear THAT, Congress?!?
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:42 pm
by Jon
"It is easier to go down that slippery slope than it is to go up it"
Me
"If you're afraid of being knocked down a ladder or two, stay put on terra-ferma"
Me
"If hot water comes out from a cold tap - get a better plumber"
Me
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:08 pm
by AnDrOiD
"What? There was a text on that t-shirt?"
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:33 pm
by Kanta
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
Dr Seuss
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:16 pm
by Analog Bend
"Live long and prospher..." _\\//
This:
_\\// =
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:37 pm
by Velodynamic
"Forget about todays worries - tomorrow there will be new ones."
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:58 pm
by mathetes1963
The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
-Murphy's Law
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:15 pm
by Elisabeth
Gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.
