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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:00 pm
by Velodynamic
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"Hello...oh...excuse me for the interuption but I'm looking for a laser harp. Has anybody seen it? It should've been down here somewhere. Flame me up Scotty!" :pwned:

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:12 pm
by Jon
So thats what Gordon the Goffer has been doing all these years. The one who attends to Jarre's laser harp under the stage.

Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:13 pm
by Kanta
So that's the secret, Gordon the Goffer is actually JMJ's teacher. :punch:

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:36 pm
by Velodynamic
Next time the Laser Harp is failing, JMJ will shout; "There is that darn squirrel in the Laser Harp again!!" :nod:

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:49 am
by Kanta
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"Keep clear, I am The Bodyguard to Jean Michel Jarre."

:punch:

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:37 pm
by Jon
Kanta wrote:Image
"Keep clear, I am The Bodyguard to Jean Michel Jarre."

:punch:
". . . . . and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, eh IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, will always love yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love yooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuu"

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:47 am
by Jon
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:29 pm
by Kanta
:bravo: , especially the last one Jon.

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:03 pm
by Analog-Umph
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JMJ - "Any idea to when the concert is going to start? . . . . Been sitting here ages"
Cameraman - "Its YOU'RE concert mate"
JMJ - "Learn how to spell mate!"

@ Jon :punch:

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:01 pm
by Analog-Umph
Analog-Umph wrote:Image
JMJ - "Any idea to when the concert is going to start? . . . . Been sitting here ages"
Cameraman - "Its YOU'RE concert mate"
JMJ - "Learn how to spell mate!"

@ Jon :punch:
? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:59 pm
by Jon
Jon wrote:
Analog-Umph wrote:Image
JMJ - "Any idea to when the concert is going to start? . . . . Been sitting here ages"
Cameraman - "Its YOU'RE concert mate"
JMJ - "Learn how to spell mate!"

@ Jon :punch:
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
"Your" as opposed to "you're" which is a contraction of "you are". :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:21 pm
by Analog-Umph
Analog-Umph wrote:
Jon wrote:
Analog-Umph wrote:Image
JMJ - "Any idea to when the concert is going to start? . . . . Been sitting here ages"
Cameraman - "Its YOU'RE concert mate"
JMJ - "Learn how to spell mate!"

@ Jon :punch:
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
"Your" as opposed to "you're" which is a contraction of "you are". :lol:
But "you're" is another abreviation to "you" as a individual person and not "you are", its a English term.

Its like being back at school, in English class with all this "grammer" checks. Lets leave it at school :)

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:23 pm
by Jon
Jon wrote:
Analog-Umph wrote:
Jon wrote: ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
"Your" as opposed to "you're" which is a contraction of "you are". :lol:
But "you're" is another abreviation to "you" as a individual person and not "you are", its a English term.

Its like being back at school, in English class with all this "grammer" checks. Lets leave it at school :)
Not by what my or internet dictionaries tell me. Have a look at these: http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/your.html
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You're-and-Your

It's a common error people make, that's all. I used to mix up my tenses. Hey nobody's perfect. :P

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:04 pm
by Jon
Analog-Umph wrote:Hey nobody's perfect. :P
EXACTLY. . . . . . .

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:15 pm
by Jon
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JMJ - "So, without further ado, lets start the charity auction . . who will give me £3.5million for this extremely rare dynasty Ming vase that I am holding up in my right hand . . . . "