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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:45 pm
by Analog-Umph
At least it's not as bad as this

Image

:o :shock: :rofl:

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:39 pm
by Kanta
AnDrOiD wrote:
Kanta wrote:We have a client called Paul Newman, here. :fine:
And the very first time you talked to him, you said: "Yeah, yeah, and I'm Minnie Mouse!"? :punch: :p:
Nah, I was like, " :shock: , you are such a great actor." I knew something was wrong when he did not sound like Paul Newman. :punch:

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:41 pm
by GeeJee
Sometimes you get sent from one office to the other, and when I then call them again, I sometimes say I'm the queen to get their attention :pwned:

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:02 pm
by mathetes1963
Had a customer on the phone once named Sweet Image. No joke. :lol:

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:43 pm
by Velodynamic
Space crash confirms what the indians has been saying for years...Water On Tha Moon! :pwned:

→ http://news.skymania.com/2009/11/space- ... -moon.html

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:37 pm
by GeeJee
Velodynamic wrote:Space crash confirms what the indians has been saying for years...Water On Tha Moon! :pwned:

→ http://news.skymania.com/2009/11/space- ... -moon.html
Hopefully there's oil too... as soon as we run out, we can always dig up some of the moon's resources :robertdugenou:

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:41 pm
by Jarp2600
I hope they'll find some marshmallows as well, since the marshmallow-resource next to me is about to run out too at the moment... :pwned:

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:20 pm
by Velodynamic
GeeJee wrote:
Velodynamic wrote:Space crash confirms what the indians has been saying for years...Water On Tha Moon! :pwned:

→ http://news.skymania.com/2009/11/space- ... -moon.html
Hopefully there's oil too... as soon as we run out, we can always dig up some of the moon's resources :robertdugenou:
Funny you mentioned. UK and US astronomies are planning to send a nucelear powered boat to Saturn's moon Titan by the year 2015 and sail away on a lake with liquid methane. :P
http://news.skymania.com/2009/11/lets-g ... titan.html

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:16 am
by Analog-Umph
GeeJee wrote:
Velodynamic wrote:Space crash confirms what the indians has been saying for years...Water On Tha Moon! :pwned:

→ http://news.skymania.com/2009/11/space- ... -moon.html
Hopefully there's oil too... as soon as we run out, we can always dig up some of the moon's resources :robertdugenou:
If they thought there was oil up there they wouldn't have invaded Iraq but seized the Moon in the name of democracy.

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:44 pm
by GeeJee
Analog-Umph wrote:
GeeJee wrote:
Velodynamic wrote:Space crash confirms what the indians has been saying for years...Water On Tha Moon! :pwned:

→ http://news.skymania.com/2009/11/space- ... -moon.html
Hopefully there's oil too... as soon as we run out, we can always dig up some of the moon's resources :robertdugenou:
If they thought there was oil up there they wouldn't have invaded Iraq but seized the Moon in the name of democracy.
true, but Iraq is easier and cheaper. btw, you can't claim the moon because it owns nuclear missiles :mrgreen:

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:29 pm
by Analog-Umph
GeeJee wrote:
Analog-Umph wrote:
GeeJee wrote: Hopefully there's oil too... as soon as we run out, we can always dig up some of the moon's resources :robertdugenou:
If they thought there was oil up there they wouldn't have invaded Iraq but seized the Moon in the name of democracy.
true, but Iraq is easier and cheaper. btw, you can't claim the moon because it owns nuclear missiles :mrgreen:
I wouldn't call human lives cheap. Image :punch:

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:53 pm
by Velodynamic
The oil resources are unlimited. But it's always a very populare excuse to punch each other in the head... :punch:

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:07 pm
by GeeJee
Analog-Umph wrote:
GeeJee wrote:
Analog-Umph wrote: If they thought there was oil up there they wouldn't have invaded Iraq but seized the Moon in the name of democracy.
true, but Iraq is easier and cheaper. btw, you can't claim the moon because it owns nuclear missiles :mrgreen:
I wouldn't call human lives cheap. Image :punch:
Me neither, but essentially it IS cheaper ($$) to assassinate a few civilians compared to getting oil from the moon. Doh.

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:07 pm
by Analog-Umph
GeeJee wrote:Doh.
What's the matter, outta breath? :punch:

But not to mention, there is none up there. :wink:

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:12 pm
by AnDrOiD
The human race can't fuck up the Earth much more, so they look to the moon and Mars. :roll: