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"Shhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm waiting for Dreyfus to come around this corner and BAM!, I've got him"

Makes me think of a song by Scritti Politti
"...I was looking for rights - I want U're rights, copyrights - when you gonna give me, Dreyfus - BOOM! there she was (for me)"

Jean Michel Jarre with his brand-new maxed-out Fairlight CMI.


Auditioning for the '88 Oxygène 4 clip has begun.


JMJ: "So... which were ze keyboards I could push aside to get out of here?"


Tout est bleu...


What Jean Michel Jarre does instead of large-scale concerts, part #1647:
JMJ: "Twenty-nine! Twenty-nine! Two nine!"
Give his old synths away on a bingo night.


JMJ is covering a song from his very first record. It was a Ray Charles record.


The fumes from the glue used to lengthen the neck on Jarre's KX-5 had some strange side effects, such as extreme growth.


Jarre fans from all over the world gathered in Paris to celebrate the release of the full-length Paris La Défense DVD. As you can see, they brought some musicians and technicians and re-enacted the show. The occasion was truly special enough.


JMJ: "Anyone from Lag here tonight? I just wanted to say your eenstruments aren't waterproof!"

JMJ: "Anyone from Lag here tonight? How can I change ze MIDI channel on zis keyboard?"


JMJ: "What did Dreyfus do? Release Music For Supermarkets on CD?!"
David Frost: "It has gained platinum status meanwhile! Where've you been the past three weeks?"


"Yaaaaay, Roland D-Beams!!!"


"I couldn't get ze Amoco Renegades, so..."


Breaking news: Jean Michel Jarre is going to perform a Wham! cover song at his next show.


Jean Michel Jarre, 2.3 seconds after realising that his latest approach at a polyphonic laser harp was plain stupid.


Jean Michel Jarre, outdoing each and every gearporn gallery on the Web with only one image.

JMJ: "Okay, who can count all ze EMS synths?"

JMJ: "Oh, hi Anne... I had a sort of eBay rush... sorry..."

JMJ: "You know why HD eez great? You can emulate all zis wiz one Alesis Fusion 6HD."


Jean Michel Jarre, half an hour before a Touareg clan put a rare Roland AX-1B with half-negative keyboard on eBay.


JMJ: "Why eez eet always me who ends up doing everyzing, like correcting ze album artwork..."

Omg, the second last one

OMG! I think I laughed on of my lungs out!!

@Martman.... OMGz, where have you been in this topic?

excellant

In the news today - French keyboard player Jean Michel Jarre is reported to be taking his former music producer Francis Dreyfus to court over claims that Jean Michel Jarre is being stalked by him. Mr Jarre has recently captured CCTV footage of Mr Dreyfus outside his Paris home, dressed like a gnome and taunting Jean Michel.

LÖÖL..... phvnking 3xcellent omgZ

Picture from the 2007 Jean Michel Jarre Fan Convention. Someone must have misunderstood something.


Jean Michel Jarre on one of his grandfather's mixing desk prototypes, manufactured before André Jarre understood that 31 equalizer knobs per channel are too many.


JMJ: "Look, I had to trade a VCS3 een for zis, but I finally have one of my own again!"


JMJ: "One day, zey'll beeld keyboards weech you can carry around like a guitar! Believe me!"


And now we'll show you how to get cat hair out of an Eminent 310.


And so they laid the foundation for another 15-foot-tall transistor, the first of its kind in China.


JMJ: "Look, no white shirt!"


And Lag is still cooler than Fender!


In early 1982, Elka started to work on the X-30 combo organ. They were sure if the X-705 had a successor, people would quit asking for fancy options like those on Jarre's organ.


Sign seen near Place Charles de Gaulle, Paris on July 14, 1990. It means, "Don't forget to bring your binoculars, or else you won't see the show at all!"


Charlotte Rampling: "Thanks, that's so going onto your next album cover."


Must be a Jarre cover band cover band cover band cover band.


JMJ: "ZAT LASER HARP/THEREMIN CROSSOVER WAS AN AWFUL IDEEEAAAAA!!!"


Best way to get to the La Défense show without the traffic hassle. The way back will be troublesome, though.


JMJ: "Sorry for ze eenconvenience... We had a beet of deefeeculties... such as ze tall beeldeengs on ze wrong side of ze stage..."


JMJ: "Isabelle could have taken her bazroom decorations wiz her when she moved out."


Jean Michel Jarre, London, England, October 11, 1988. "Can I have ze hairdryer again, please? Eet's steel a beet wet..."

Hehehehehehehe, still great Martman!

Very funny

Hey! All I try is to sample a cat fart, capeesh?

At issue 260 and some 5 years down the line, JMJ is wondering if this CMI Fairlight "build your own synth, weekly" was a good idea

FD - "So, the Gnome costume is ready and you know where Jean Michel is now living?"


JMJ - "Even I wouldn't wear a shirt like that, even if you paid me"


FD - "I spy, with my little eye, something begining with 'W' "
JMJ - "W**ker"


FD - "Do you have a match?"
JMJ - "Yes, my arse, your face"