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Jarre: "Die, you evil fan with camera that flashes in my eyes when I try to play the right notes of Oxygene II, die from the blow of my mighty microphone!!"

JMJ singing (with changes to lyrics, slightly):

Get into the groove
Girl you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Girl what will it be



Madonna –Into The Groove

"....it's fun to stay at the YMCA, it's fun to stay at the YMCA-aah..."

"...and after buying a new old analogue synth, I went to see the new Hulk movie, and he moved like thiiis...."

EV'RY BODY DANCE NOW!!

"Holy sh*t!, that fan just swiped my synth off the stage, right infront of me!"


"I'm sure there was a keyboard right here a moment ago?"


At a 80 reunion show, French electronic synth guru Jean Michel Jarre was seen doing his popular robotic dance movement to Paul Hardcastles 19

"Sieg..."

"Welcome to my low budget concert... the countdown is progressing.... there are now 5 seconds left to kickoff......"

At a school reunion concert - "Please sir, can I go to the toilet?"

To the traffic in the streets: "Stop, stop, stop. You can't just drive here and all that. Can't you see I'm doing a concert? No? Eh?"



Hits pause on the playback tape.
To Fiona in the backrow: "Fiona? Fiona..! Can we have some 80 cups of tea before we continue please? The choir's a bit thirsty..."



To Rimbert: "Listen Francis. You're playing it incorrectly again... I'll hum it once more..."



"Where's the bloody laser harp? How come I can't see it?"

Rimbert: "We're playing Magnetic Fields 1, you bozo!"



"Yo! Taxi? I've had it. I'm outta here..!"

"heeyyyyy macarena!!"

JMJ - "The bit I like in Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines is when Arnie starts thumping that car while the man and woman try and escape in the aeroplane. Arnie starts thumping and bashing the car bonnet, and suddenly he stops . . . like this!"


"Yes, hello, I'm over here . . . thank you!. For once, during one of my concerts, could you watch me instead of the lasers, images and fireworks?"

"I say, is there a chiropractor in the house? I can't put my arm down..."



"Stay back! I've gotta microphone, and I'm not afraid to use it!"

"Anyone know what these weird white lights are swirling around my head?"


"Oh no, still there"

"Yeah, Kanta's currently potty-training me!"