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JMJ – “Does my bum look big in these trousers?”


JMJ – “I need chocolate. Who hid the chocolate?”


JMJ – “I feel sick. I am gonna vomit. Please, no witnesses.”

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JMJ – “I feel sick. I am gonna vomit. Please, no witnesses.”

Read: "BBwwwaaaaarrrgghhh"

Read: "Sick."


JMJ – “Oh dear, I have lost my flat keys. I packed them in here, somewhere. How will I get into my flat once the tour is over?”

"Hope I'm doing this right?. . . .. I have never played 'Hide & Seek' before. . . "

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"Hope I'm doing this right?. . . .. I have never played 'Hide & Seek' before. . . "

puts hands over eyes - "You are doing just fine, Jean Michel. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 2 , 1, zero. I am coming to find you."

Proof (should it ever be needed) that if you're the one dropping 'silent but deadlies' in a cramped and confined tour bus, sometimes you WILL be forced to stand outside until the gas attack is over...

Jean Michel: "Awww be careful Francis!"

Francis: "I need a hammer to get your head out of this tureen!"

Domino: " Wait ...let me play some music on the tureen first!"

Claude: "Yee.... we can discover some new sounds!"

"Sampling a toilet is not as easy as it looks"

"Next time you throw me out of the tour bus. . . . . . . . can you make sure you STOP first."

Francis – “We seemed to have eaten all the food. I feel a bit bad.”
Dominique – “Why?”
Francis – “We said we would take a doggy bag back to Jean Michel and Claude.”
Dominique - “That’s right we did.”
A brief pause.
Dominique – “Never mind. Lets drink some more wine. We could just say they ran out of food and wine. Yep, absolutely terrible service. But the wine is good.” Hiccups.
Francis – Yeah, they won’t know.” Burp.


JMJ – “Oh dear me. You won’t believe this, guys. That crazy fan from the UK has managed to hide herself in the luggage compartment of the bus.”


Francis – “Jean Michel, you are not getting on the bus.”
Dominique – “We want you to get in the boot of the bus.”
Claude – “We can’t put up with your snoring any more.”
JMJ – “LET ME IN!”


JMJ – “I just need to practice a bit more Oxygene in private. Do you mind?”

"JMJ inviting The Doors for the next tour."

Acha fajne

Jean Michel: "Can anybody help an old man with a bad back into the bus please?!"

JMJ with a soapy sponge in his hand – "This bus is filthy. I will not travel on a dirty bus. Must clean the bus. What will the "old ladies" think? That I am a diry man."