BlahBlahCafe - Jean-Michel Jarre forum

JMJ - "Oh ffs, not again. How can the same sh*t happen to the same guy twice . . . . Trust me, I paid the bill tonight at Mr Prevlovs Resturant."


HEADLINES READ - 'Police Storm Mr Prevlovs Resturant After French Keyboard Wizard Doesn't Pay Bill


"Hopefully, if I remain behind this newspaper, no one will spot me leaving the country. . . . "


MAN ON RIGHT - "Hey, Merkin, look!, another item to our vintage collection"


JMJ - "I prefer this Russian outlet of IKEA. . . . . Better choice"

Elisabeth:" I choose the bodyguard in the middle!"

Mr. Jarre, having consumed an inordinate amount of Vodka, is helped to his hotel room wedged between the shoulders of two helpful KGB agents.


And here, a Muscovite demonstrates the newest Russian household gadget: The Head Opener.

mathetes1963 wrote: Image
And here, a Muscovite demonstrates the newest Russian household gadget: The Head Opener.

10 points

"I hold in my hand, pure Oxygene . . . from me to you"


". . . . . . so I said to them 'Look, the bill at Mr Prevlovs Resturant was paid'. . . . I gave Claude the money."


"I've been rumbled. . . . . I used the money on this funky gadget"

The three men above in a line-up at the local police station.
behind the screen, "It is most definitely the middle man who stole my heart."

"You talkin' to me?"


(TAXI DRIVER)

JMJ - "Hmm, I am not impressed with the page 3 girls."

Elisabeth okey .

..and this is the end of the metamorphoses...Jarre did end up as a cartoon doll..Technicolor 1!

JMJ: "Who are you guys?"
KGB: "Who, us? Vell, um, vee are not Russian Secret Police, anyvay!"

Jarre thinking: "Did I hear right when they said they were from KGB?"



"Well MR. Jarre we don't leave you before you promise us to teach us playing Oxygene 4"

Jarre" That would be a pleasure..but you are both standing up on my feet!"



"We are two cool men from Russia,we can do jiu jitsu tricks!"

Jarre: "That is nothing to boast about...I am from France and i did kung-fu trick on an elephant!"

"this crossword is not as easy as I first thought. . . . . . . . 9 letters across, hmmmmmmmm. . . . name given to an electronic keyboard that creates sounds. . . starts with a 's' and has a 'z' in there. . . . tough one. . . . . . Francis, Francis, where are you?"


"Bleeding hell, the wifes on page 3!"


"I'm begining to think that we made a big mistake coming to Tailands new airport"

"Look what I found outside my hotel door this morning. . . . . . 2 of the members from Kraftwerk. . . . . "


JMJ - "These are the guys from KGB . . . . . Kraftwerks Gone Bonkers"

Elisabeth wrote:

Aneka65 wrote:

Kanta wrote:Image
JMJ - "Hmm, I am not impressed with the page 3 girls."

HMM Kanta 3 girls,Elisabeth+ Aneka .

..then he would be impressed..if we were in that news paper!