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Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:29 pm
by Kanta
JMJ -
"My next album will be called ONE.
It will only have one track on it and I only play it with one finger.
I will only use one old lady.
The album is dedicated to the number one." 
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:18 am
by GeeJee
"the beans work for me... but for Dominique... man... it makes him do the worst egg-farts..."
"I'm currently touring with 51 old ladies and exactly ONE old man"
"That ain't fair!"
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:01 pm
by Kanta
The only way is up, baby
For you and me now
The only way is up, baby
For you and me now
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:38 pm
by Jon
FD -
"In 30 years time, Jean Michel, you will still be famous with Oxygene"
JMJ -
"Yes, and in 30 years time all you will be famous for is a dog album!"
and for old time sake. . . .
FD - "Do you have a match?"
JMJ - "Yes, my arse, your face!"
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:07 pm
by mathetes1963
"Get back! This finger's loaded, and I'm not afraid to use it!"
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:06 am
by Analog-Umph
Above: Jean Michel Jarre, plays a rousing melody.
"I always knew there's something uplifting about playing the CS-80!"
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:46 pm
by GeeJee
Stamps on the floor...
forgot the bloody melody!!!!
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:10 pm
by Jon
Francis -
"I hear that Jean Michel has a festive suprise for us all during tonights last concert. . . any ideas to what it will be?"
. . . . . later that night. . . . .
"On the 12th night of Jarre christmas, my true fans gave to me!. . . .
12 track recorder
11 smallstone phasers
10 audio leads
9 volt battery for my portable table top laser harp
8 midi leads
7 quiklok stands
6 sustain pedals
5 Moog Little Phattys
4 boxes of industrial fireworks
3 week holiday
2 months to write a new album
and another fully working MemoryMoog"
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:37 pm
by jp8000
Jon wrote:
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I wonder, if someone has ever thought of building the mini version of this instrument..
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:04 pm
by Jakob BC
Jon wrote:2 months to write a new album
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:22 am
by Analog-Umph
Date: 1996
Location: Somewhere in Europe (most likely Paris)
JMJ: So this is Vangelis' CS.
Friend: Yeah... we are in his studio....
JMJ: I'm gonna smash this motherfucker!
Nobody else but me is the king of synthesizers.
Voice Over Guy: And so tragically ends a fruitful music period of the Greek synthesizer wizard, Vangelis.
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:20 pm
by Jon
(you always get the one who lowers the tone) 
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:42 am
by Velodynamic
"Here's one for that Copperfield guy...the levitation trick is older then these old ladies"
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:44 am
by Analog-Umph
Here caught in a rare moment with a special high speed camera we have Jean Michel Jarre attempting Sonic the Hedgehog's most famous maneuver, the Sonic Spin Attack.
Notice how, already in the first frame of this film, JMJ is already curling up into a ball.
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:46 am
by Robi
Ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...stayin' alive, stayin' alive
