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Equinoxe5's Twisted Cristmas Songs


Post Posted Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:09 am
Jon


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Sorry, bit bored. . . . :mrgreen:

DECK THE HALLS

Deck your halls with bells and hollies
Tra la la la laaaaa la la la la
20 pints of lager and you are jolly
Tra la la la laaaaa la la la la
Don't be flirty when you grab the turkey
Stick in oven on gas mark 4
Deck your halls with bells and hollies
Tra la la la laaaaa la la la laaaaaaaaa


DECK THE HALLS (version 2)

Grab your ball's like Michel Jackson
Tra la la la laaaaa la la la la
Humping, pumping, pelvic action
Tra la la la laaaaa la la la la
He's not BAD
Just a fad
Smack him round the head on Christmas day
Grab your ball's like Michel Jackson
Tra la la la laaaaa la la la laaaaaaaaa



LET IT SNOW

Well, the weather outside is delightful
When the doggy did something frightful
Well the poor pooch has to go
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow.

He shows no signs of stopping
When poochy starts a plopping
Why did he have to go
In the snow, in the snow, in the snow


SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

Well you better watch out
You'd better beware
Santa's bald he has no hair
Santa Claus wears a toupee
Santa Claus wears a toupee
Santa Claus's toupee may stray

If you find something on your rug
Prod it but just don't tug
It may be silver white
Because Santa lost it last night

Well you better watch out
You'd better beware
Santa's bald he has no hair
Santa Claus wears a toupee
Santa Claus wears a toupee
Santa Claus's toupee may stray



. . . . . . all together now!
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:01 pm
Jon


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Location: (UK) On the toilet reading a newspaper

MERRY CHRISTMAS (Slade)

Have you had enough of this time of the year
Are you deperate for a quick pint of beer
Your wondering where to get those pressies
You think it's just not fair
So you start that pulling out of all your hair

Oh god, it's here, it's ruddy Christmas
Dammed if I will be having fun
Here's not to the furture now
So shove ruddy Christmas up yer bum

Are you waiting for Father Cristmas too arrive
So you can cook him on the open fire alive
Set roof traps for his reindeer
Report them to the cops
Then sell them all on ebay for big bucks

So here it is, another ruddy Christmas
I so hate this time of year
Please no more ruddy turkey now
I think I'm gonna hurl my dear.

Oh god, it's here, it's ruddy Christmas
Dammed if I will be having fun
Here's not to the furture now
So shove ruddy Christmas up yer bum
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:24 pm
Jon


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Location: (UK) On the toilet reading a newspaper

Jingle Balls

Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
With no pants on a sleigh
Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
With no pants on a sleigh

:P :pwned:
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:25 pm
Adam


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I know this is an old topic, but worthy of bumping given the time of year !
Jon, I don't think these will ever be forgotten about !!
:D :D







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