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you know the 'in-doors' tour is 'on the cheap' because...
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:14 am
by Abi
you know the 'in-doors' tour is 'on the cheap' because...
1. the laser harp is made out of laser pointers...
2. 'bontempi' is the top name on the stage...
3. the yamaha flute has been replaced with a kazoo...
4. dominique perrier, claude sammard and francis rimbert are all wearing a 'one man band' outfit... also eliminating any chance of miming...
5. the lighting has been replaced with dynamo torches...
(Please add.. we could have some real fun with this!)
*mods: if you feel this is in the wrong place, feel free to move it..*
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:44 am
by Robi
-the most minor promo ever. and this is not joke!
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:57 am
by GeeJee
Robi wrote:-the most minor promo ever. and this is not joke!
well. JMJ is famous for his cool concerts; Aero Prod is famous for being the most lame management ever
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:28 am
by Jon
6. When JMJ asks all the audience members to clap in time to the tracks because he had to sell all his drum machines to fund the indoor firework displays
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:20 am
by jarrekid
GeeJee wrote:Robi wrote:-the most minor promo ever. and this is not joke!
well. JMJ is famous for his cool concerts; Aero Prod is famous for being the most lame management ever
I dunno... the UK dates have been regularly advertised in at least the paper we read (The Daily Mail). Not like a tiny little text-only ad either, there's a nice picture of Jarre in the background against all the date info.
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:32 pm
by Kanta
JMJ has one costume change compared to Madonna.
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:58 pm
by Jon
7. The projected images are of a member of crew doing hand animals with a torch (oh look, a bunny wabbit)
8. The spectacular fireworks display is Francis, Dominic and Claude running back and forth across the stage with hand sparklers, in time to a Jarre solo track
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:02 pm
by Kanta
Kanta wrote:JMJ has one costume change compared to Madonna.
The above can be 9.
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:56 pm
by Phil J.
The tour bus has been replaced by a four seater tandem.
The 5* hotel has been replaced by a tent and four sleeping bags.
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:12 pm
by Kanta
12. The food consists on a daily basis:
Lunch - Packed lunch box e.g. x2 sandwiches and a piece of fruit.
Supper - Beans on toast.
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:08 pm
by GeeJee
13. they brought all these cheap shitty grandmah organs and crapped up instruments...
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:24 am
by jarrekid
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:48 am
by Abi
14. when JMJ, FR. CS and DP are seen begging for batteries around town in the afternoon before the concert
btw.. nothing wrong with the casio SK1.... I had one myself once
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:21 pm
by Kanta
15. Souvenirs of the tour:
White T-shirts made by Mrs Anne Jarre.
Plastic white cups (handwritten with the initials JMJ IDWAT 09-10).
Comic programme.
Bead necklace.
Poster drawn by the youngster member of the Jarre family.
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:01 pm
by Jon
16. When it's Jarre who becomes the ticket tote on the streets before the concert.
17. Jarre makes his own tv adverts for the concerts using a camcorder and Windows Movie Player
18. When the 'machine run' electronic percusion run at the start of IDRO is performed by an old bloke with spoons
19. When the whole of RV2 is performed by Jarre humming becuase he still cant remember the chords to play
