Blah Blah Cafe, the Jean-Michel Jarre forum

[Velodynamic]

"As long as you covering your ears I'm going to turn up this master volume knob, he he...

[Elisabeth]

"Wow there is the energy again that's driving me nuts on stage!"

[Atomic Mudkip]

"I played the kid in that movie Mask."

[Kanta]

"I am just doing my warm up stetching exercises before I start my Yoga."

[Jon]

"Whoaaaa, Francis, can you try and keep the pool ball on the pool table next time"


Meanwhile - At a music convention, famous faces of music were asked various questions , including JMJ who was asked "who created todays electronic music back in the 1970s" of which he answered . . . . "I know this one . . . . . Vangelis!"


At a rappers convention. . . .

Yeah, yeah, everything I like
I like to play my organ every single night
Lighting up homes, lighting up shops
I'm a vegaterian so I dont eat chops
Boom goes a firework, buzz goes a synth
Hope in 50 years time I'm erected on a plynth


Mr Tung - "As JMJ refused to pay the bill at one of my resturants, we have decided NOT to ask him to launch the opening ceremony at this years Olympic games . . . However, he will be selling prawn crackers for us from one of our stalls outside the stadium to make up what he owes us."


At the main door to the Olympic games - Francis - "Jean Michel?, I have smuggled him in inside my shoulder bag"

[Kanta]

[Jon]

Jarre - "ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Francis - "Claude, hey Claude, look!, Jean Michel's sleeping on the job again"


At the Olympic games today, France won it's first Gold medal in the "Keyboard Miming At A Rock Concert" catagory. Jean Michel Jarre was pleased with his acheivement saying "I have had many years experience"

(sorry )


"Start spreading the news. I'm leaving today. I would like to be a part of it, New York, New York"


Mr Tung - "Don't worry Jean Michel. When the Olympic games are over, we will let you perform a concert at the birds nest stadium."

[Kanta]

[Martman]

CS: "What are you doing down there, Jean Michel?"
JMJ: "I'm lookeeng for my AKS manual."
CS: "Uhm, since when do you need a manual for an AKS?!"

JMJ: "Where's Bunny, Claude?"
CS: "He said he was going to get more blue paint."


JMJ: "Next time Francis paints one of my synths blue, I'll stab him weez zees."


It took FDM four hours to edit the K2000 out of the ripped-off Kurzweil ad.


Oxygen in Moscow, four days to go. Francis Rimbert is taking helicopter flying lessons so they won't have to rely on local crews.


DP: "What are you taking photographs of, Jean Michel?"
JMJ: "I want to remember ze settings on my new Minimoog."
DP: "It's a Voyager! Welcome to the 21st century when even Minimoogs have memories!"

JMJ: "Very good, Francis! And now try to land on ze helicopter pad of my Voyager!"


JMJ: "Okay, you've gotten yourself a new lens for your Nikon, you've had your fun, now may I please go back to my studio?"
CR: "Remember what I said, Jean Michel. It was a Kurzweil. You stay here while I get the fisheye."


JMJ: "I swear, today I'm covering Hank Marvin, tomorrow Hank Marvin will cover me!"
Guy in the corner: "Riiiiiiight. Cover you."
JMJ: "Absolutely!"


LOLJarre: INVISIBL LAZER HARP

LOLJarre II: WALDORF WAVE, UR DOIN IT RONG


JMJ: "Dang, where's ze stage hand wiz my glasses?"


Jean Michel Jarre, happy to have bought his AX-1B back from the Touareg.

[mathetes1963]

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"Oooh, my head...LAST bloody time I order chow mein from Mr. Tung's....why is the bed moving?"

OR-

"OMMMMM....YOU ARE IN MY POWER. I WANT ROOM SERVICE. YOU WILL BRING ME A CHEESEBURGER NOW. ROOM SERVICE....NOW....CHEESEBURGER...NOW....OMMMMMMM....

Sorry, Kanta

[Kanta]

Sorry, Kanta

That's okay, Roger. To be honest, I was quite surprise why no one used this magnificent photo here.

[Aneka65]

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CS: "What are you doing down there, Jean Michel?"
JMJ: "I'm lookeeng for my AKS manual."
CS: "Uhm, since when do you need a manual for an AKS?!"

JMJ: "Where's Bunny, Claude?"
CS: "He said he was going to get more blue paint."

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JMJ: "Next time Francis paints one of my synths blue, I'll stab him weez zees."

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It took FDM four hours to edit the K2000 out of the ripped-off Kurzweil ad.

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Oxygen in Moscow, four days to go. Francis Rimbert is taking helicopter flying lessons so they won't have to rely on local crews.

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DP: "What are you taking photographs of, Jean Michel?"
JMJ: "I want to remember ze settings on my new Minimoog."
DP: "It's a Voyager! Welcome to the 21st century when even Minimoogs have memories!"

JMJ: "Very good, Francis! And now try to land on ze helicopter pad of my Voyager!"

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JMJ: "Okay, you've gotten yourself a new lens for your Nikon, you've had your fun, now may I please go back to my studio?"
CR: "Remember what I said, Jean Michel. It was a Kurzweil. You stay here while I get the fisheye."

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JMJ: "I swear, today I'm covering Hank Marvin, tomorrow Hank Marvin will cover me!"
Guy in the corner: "Riiiiiiight. Cover you."
JMJ: "Absolutely!"

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LOLJarre: INVISIBL LAZER HARP

LOLJarre II: WALDORF WAVE, UR DOIN IT RONG

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JMJ: "Dang, where's ze stage hand wiz my glasses?"

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Jean Michel Jarre, happy to have bought his AX-1B back from the Touareg.

Martman great photos .

[Elisabeth]

"Yez my dear Kanta...I'll come and vizit you next week Darling!"

[Jon]

"Hmmmmmm, time I got a bed and stop sleeping on the floor"


"Pheeeeeeewwwwwweeeeeee, not sure where it's coming from, but all I can smell is sweaty smelly trainers."

[Kanta]

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"Yez my dear Kanta...I'll come and vizit you next week Darling!"

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!

I will have the café noir coffee and French fancies ready for you.