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The Jarre Caption Thread


Post Posted Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:27 pm
Kanta
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"Yes, that's Kanta who's right behind me. .. Or was it AnDrOiD it's hard to keep track these days..."

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:kanta: - " :no: , that's me. :( you don't recognize me. Oh well, it's not all bad. A compliment to be confused with :android: ." :punch:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:58 pm
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JMJ - "I am kinda shy so please don't stare at me too long." :fine:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:24 pm
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"JMJ: OMG! Pliz don't hit me!!!"


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"JMJ: Damn that hurt! I zink I'll pass out......."
Post Posted Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:30 pm
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"JMJ: Will you excuse me for a moment? All this Oxygene has spoiled the CO2 balance in my blood, so I'll just pass out a few minutes...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Post Posted Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:03 am
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"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen...umm, why are all leaning sideways?"
"The aim and final end of all music should be none other than the glory of God and the refreshment of the soul."
-Johann Sebastian Bach, 1685-1750

"It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing."
-Duke Ellington, 1899-1974
Post Posted Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:02 am
Jon


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. . . . . . . . and yes, I am wearing this t-shirt for a bet!"

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"This t-shirt is that loud, even the photographer is having problems trying to get in into frame"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:06 am
Jon


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"Before I start the concert, I would like to read you some extracts from a short story I have been currently working on, called 'Little Synthy'. . . . . . . . . . Once upon a time, in a studio far, far away, there lived a little keyboard called 'Synth'. One day, little Synthy's owner brought in a new synthesizer. It was big, much much bigger than little synthy, and Synthy felt scared. . . . "

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". . . . . Hello, my name is Synthy, what is yours? . . . . "

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". . . . . with a deep growling voice, the big synthesizer boomed out - 'I am Maximus MemoryMoog' and I will eat you up you horrible little synth. I am bigger than you, fatter than you, more powerful than you. . . . "

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". . . . . . . ahhhhhh, dont eat me up Mr Moog, I am just a little synth. You may be bigger than me, fatter than me, but I am as versitle as you are. . . . . Just then, a beam of light shot across the room. The studio door burst open, and standing in the light was a figure. . . ."

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". . . . . . OK!, thats enough MemoryMoog, leave little synthy aloan. . . . Dont worry little Synthy, you are safe now. Maximus MemoryMoog is going for a service and will never trouble you again. . . . .



. . . . . and the morale of this story? . . . . . . . ALL MemoryMoogs misbehaive"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:34 pm
Abi


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"Heeeere's Jeany!!!"

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no points or prizes awarded for guessing this Jack Nicholson classic line...
Post Posted Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:44 pm
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Check out the joke, here. :p:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:37 pm
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"Did somebody just mentioned mr Dreyfus? Pfff-tsk....thi-hi-hi."


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"OOO...I'm soo scared now!"


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"How many notes did you actually played at the same time there, Dominique?"


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"You do the math... Even Vangelis himself couldn't have done that section any better."


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"Well let me tell you a few things about mr Vangelis... (*yaaawn*) ...Zzzzzzzz."

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"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:20 am
Jon


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"So I get another law suit from Dreyfus. . . . . . Oooooooo, I'm sooooooo scared. . . . . NOT!"

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"Someone told me that Moogs are not that expensive. So why is it going to take me 10 years to pay this one off?, 10 years. . . ."
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:36 pm
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:clap: :rofl: you guys'n'gals are soooo freaky..... I guess this thread is one of the best ones (if not **THE** best) in this forum..... so much fun, so many insider-jokes.... it's just pure pleasure :)
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Post Posted Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:46 pm
Jon


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"Fe, fi, fo, fum . . . . has anyone seen my AX1?"

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Jarre sings a classic Elvis song . . . . Return To Sender

"Bought a Moog just the other day
from a place called eBay
Now the thing has turned up
cannot get it to play
So I wrote upon it. . .
return to sender
this thing dont work
Bought last weekend
I must have been a berk"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:35 pm
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:kanta: - "Is he checking for something under his armpit? :punch: Oh dear, he’s just realized he forgot to wear deodorant and the concert is over." :nod:

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JMJ - "Stop! In the name of love. Before you break my heart." :punch:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:38 pm
Arthur


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I swear by the name of my microphone: I shall never mime again.
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