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you know the 'in-doors' tour is 'on the cheap' because...


Post Posted Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:14 am
Abi


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you know the 'in-doors' tour is 'on the cheap' because...

1. the laser harp is made out of laser pointers...
2. 'bontempi' is the top name on the stage...
3. the yamaha flute has been replaced with a kazoo...
4. dominique perrier, claude sammard and francis rimbert are all wearing a 'one man band' outfit... also eliminating any chance of miming...
5. the lighting has been replaced with dynamo torches...

(Please add.. we could have some real fun with this!)

:D

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Post Posted Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:44 am
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-the most minor promo ever. and this is not joke! :D
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Post Posted Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:57 am
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Robi wrote:-the most minor promo ever. and this is not joke! :D
well. JMJ is famous for his cool concerts; Aero Prod is famous for being the most lame management ever :D :lol:
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Post Posted Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:28 am
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6. When JMJ asks all the audience members to clap in time to the tracks because he had to sell all his drum machines to fund the indoor firework displays
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

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Post Posted Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:20 am
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GeeJee wrote:
Robi wrote:-the most minor promo ever. and this is not joke! :D
well. JMJ is famous for his cool concerts; Aero Prod is famous for being the most lame management ever :D :lol:
I dunno... the UK dates have been regularly advertised in at least the paper we read (The Daily Mail). Not like a tiny little text-only ad either, there's a nice picture of Jarre in the background against all the date info.
Post Posted Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:32 pm
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JMJ has one costume change compared to Madonna. :punch: :p:
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Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:58 pm
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7. The projected images are of a member of crew doing hand animals with a torch (oh look, a bunny wabbit)

8. The spectacular fireworks display is Francis, Dominic and Claude running back and forth across the stage with hand sparklers, in time to a Jarre solo track
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:02 pm
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Kanta wrote:JMJ has one costume change compared to Madonna. :punch: :p:
The above can be 9. :nod:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:56 pm
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The tour bus has been replaced by a four seater tandem.

The 5* hotel has been replaced by a tent and four sleeping bags.
Post Posted Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:12 pm
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12. The food consists on a daily basis:
Lunch - Packed lunch box e.g. x2 sandwiches and a piece of fruit.
Supper - Beans on toast.

:punch: :p:
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Concerts attended:
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Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:08 pm
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13. they brought all these cheap shitty grandmah organs and crapped up instruments... :hypocrit:
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Post Posted Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:24 am
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GeeJee wrote:13. they brought all these cheap shitty grandmah organs and crapped up instruments... :hypocrit:
YES! :D

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:lol:
Post Posted Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:48 am
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14. when JMJ, FR. CS and DP are seen begging for batteries around town in the afternoon before the concert :lol:

btw.. nothing wrong with the casio SK1.... I had one myself once :D
Post Posted Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:21 pm
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15. Souvenirs of the tour:
White T-shirts made by Mrs Anne Jarre.
Plastic white cups (handwritten with the initials JMJ IDWAT 09-10).
Comic programme.
Bead necklace.
Poster drawn by the youngster member of the Jarre family.

:punch:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:01 pm
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16. When it's Jarre who becomes the ticket tote on the streets before the concert.

17. Jarre makes his own tv adverts for the concerts using a camcorder and Windows Movie Player

18. When the 'machine run' electronic percusion run at the start of IDRO is performed by an old bloke with spoons

19. When the whole of RV2 is performed by Jarre humming becuase he still cant remember the chords to play
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "







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