
JMJ: "Do I hear €1200 for zee Eiffel Tower? €1200? €1200? €1200, zee guy weez zee moustache and zee 10-gallon hat! Do I hear €1300?..."

Charlotte: "You sample my Nikon, my Nikon samples you, that was the deal."

JMJ: "Michel, I need to talk weez you about zat 'wireless Fairlight' you said you made."
Michel Geiss: "C'mon, not even Peter Gabriel had his one converted yet!"
JMJ: "He deedn't have eet converted for a reason!"

Charlotte: "I told you, Jean Michel, I can smell the Vangelis Mafia two miles against the wind!"

JMJ: "I know eet's you up zere on zee bulldozer, Francis. I dare you to come down here and fight like zee cheeken you are."

JMJ: "Why zee <expletive> does zees <expletive> <expletive> stay een tune when Vangelis playz eet, but never when I play eet? Rahhh!"

JMJ: "Take zees, you <expletive>!"

JMJ: "GAHHHH! DIE A PAINFUL DEATH, YOU—Oh wait, eet's een tune again."

JMJ: "What are you laughing about, Charlotte? I've finally got a Yamaha zat doesn't sound better when Vangelis uses eet!"

Dreyfus: "Whom exactly did you mean with 'Gloria, Lonely Boy'? Huh?"

Equinoxe Tour 2010, rehearsals.
JMJ: "(8Σ"
Person in the background: "Try wearing the right colors, that might help!"

JMJ: "Heh! I managed to outrun my daughter!"
Francis: "No, you didn't."

JMJ: "Aaaand do you know how many Vangelis eet takes to change a light bulb? Do you know? TWO! One changes zee bulb, zee ozzer one writes zee movie soundtrack!!"

JMJ: "I'm gonna play Moscow tonight. And zese two guys make sure I'll win."

JMJ: "Wha? No, I don't know where zat one of your bathrobes went."

JMJ: "Francis, deed you repaint my synths again?"
Francis: "Who, me?"

JMJ: "Heh, zat's funny. I peench her here, and she raises her arm. Up, down, up, down..."
Girl: "Jean Michel, can you pleeeze stop this?"

Claude: "Jean Michel, do you wanna tell me you require a manual to work a MicroKorg?"

JMJ: "Oof, zanks for takeeng zee Liberation off of me, Fiona!"

Fiona: "I found a solution for your issue with Dreyfus, Jean Michel!"
JMJ: "Fantastic!"

JMJ: "Buy my new album, people! Eh, please?"

Fan: "Uh, Jean Michel, who's that?"
JMJ: "Zat's Charlotte, she's takeeng a proof shot of me signeeng some twit's copy of Waiting For Cousteau out of all my albums."
Charlotte: "Yeah, why didn't you bring a T&T while you were at it? I mean, that Polish guy with the D-50 was a freak already, but you..."

Cameraman: "Someone recently bought a copy of Téo & Téa! Your comment?"

JMJ: "Pazzetic. My Matrisequencer could do zat 30 years ago."
JMJ: "But can eet play Variation III?"

Fiona: "Did I get it right? You guys went out pissing all night and then decided it'd be hilarious to stuff Francis Dreyfus into one of these flightcases?"
Francis: "Yesss maaaaaaaam! Hic!"
Fiona: "And in which case is he?"
Francis: "I've got no idea! Heh heh heh heh heeeeeeh..."

JMJ: "Ah... ah... Ah... AH... AH-CHOOOOOO!!!!1!!111!"
Synthex: "PLOIOOIOIIIONGONGONGONG...!

JMJ: "Keep your deestance! Zee Memorymoog might lose eets tuneeng ozzerwise."

JMJ: "I'm not lookeeng at zee Memorymoog. I hope zat helps eet stay een tune unteel zee song ees over."