...some neaaaaaat jokes made me laff like a wotzitzname, for example:
A policeman tries to open a can in his kitchen. After having torn off the lid and after having tried to open the can with his can opener, he pulls the weapon, points at the can and yells: "Open! Police!!"
That the two biggest music stores here in Denmark (also the two only stores in my city) have increased the price about €268 on Nordlead 2x since I bought mine a year ago