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The Jarre Caption Thread


Post Posted Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:12 pm
Jon


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JEAN MICHEL JARRE WAS RUSHED TO HOSPITAL TODAY AFTER SITTING ON A ELECTROFIED CATTLE PROD LEFT BY THE LAST GUEST ON THE DAVID FROST SHOW

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JMJ DOES HIS YODA IMPRESSION "Hmmm, keyboard player I am"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:13 pm
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"You've got nobody and I've got nobody!"

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"I must say, they do a indepth job at this opticians"

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AFTER BEING CAPTURED BY THE EVIL Mr Tung, FANS OF JMJ SET UP A VIDEO CAMPAIGN TO HAVE HIM RELEASED
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:15 pm
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ACHTUNG ACHTUNG!!
Post Posted Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:23 pm
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Hehehe! :mrgreen:

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Reporter: Jarre has been revisiting the 70's with his latest release of Oxygene 30th Anniversary, surprised fans also withnessed something on the Frost show today which they thought they'd never see!
Unbeknownst even to his management, Jarre arrived on the set totally stoned or doped, or both.

Looks like Jarre trully intends to return to his roots and continue with the psychadelic music of his youth.
Thankfully the interview passed without major incident. As Jarre stumbled, mumbled and hiccupped through his English, with the audience witnessing one of Jarre's other unseen talents. (No doubt due to him being so loose, maaan.)
It seems Jarre is really good at *pulling* faces and I'm not kidding just look at these pictures:

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The man, truly is talented!
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Post Posted Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:47 pm
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After Jarre ended his 'Project By Jarre', his next move is 'The Blair Witch Project'
(wonder if he knows Alan Parsons?)

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Dispite rumours, Jarre still insists he has had NO plastic surgery

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JMJ - TING! TING! TING! I just can't tune these keys in
MAN OFF CAMERA - "probably because it's not a piano!"

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YOUR SYNTH NEEDS A SERVICE?, YOUR KEYBOARDS LOOKING DRAB? - DONT WORRY - CALL MR JARRE THE KEYBOARD STAR ON 0800 *** ***
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:31 pm
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JMJ: "Are you guys really sure this is safe?"

the workers: "Of course mr Jarre. As you said it yourself...you wanted a warmer sound.
Just be really quick when you enter the melting oven and throw out the little groovebox as we pull you out."

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"bip-bip-bip-bip-bibbip-bip.... Ah, popcorn! There it was."
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:55 pm
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WE ARE THE DOCKMEN. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. WE WILL ADD YOUR TECHNOLOGICAL AND MUSICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR EXISTENCE AS IT HAS BEEN IS OVER. FROM THIS TIME FORWARD, YOU WILL ENTERTAIN...US.
"The aim and final end of all music should be none other than the glory of God and the refreshment of the soul."
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"It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing."
-Duke Ellington, 1899-1974
Post Posted Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:27 pm
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"Who's got Anne, who's got Anne? wha-ha-ha-ha-haar"

(JMJ's imitation of Windom Earle -Twin Peaks)
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:40 pm
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You guys are sooooooooooooo funny! :loool:
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Uh, Kanta? I already apologized to you about the video...

:punch:
Don't worry about it. Just stay on the other side of the door. :punch:

(Never thought I would have to say that to JMJ!) :| :P
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Post Posted Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:39 am
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"Sorry, I have used that theremin wayyy to much lately...."
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Post Posted Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:47 am
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Jarre on TV, he is tired and wanna go home. It is morning TV and he hates mornings. The day befor the TV he ate a very bad meal that upsets the stomach making him even more unstable. He feels like going to the john (toilette)

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A few seconds later he couldn't make it any longer and farts loudly on the direct set for the interweiw and says: At least I didn't do like the Scandinavian chick who vomited!"

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Post Posted Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:13 am
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"I dont know who you lot are, but can you get the **** out of my swimming pool. . . . And can someone please put the water back in"

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". . . . . . actually, these 'Bontempi' organs are better than I thought"

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"In the afternoon we will be getting some light Jarre tunes coming in from the south and later this evening an array of firework displays along too Oxygene will be seen over central Paris"

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JMJ DEMONTRATES HIS VOICE-OVER FROM 'Odyssey O2'
"Flying upside down in the sky. Between the satalites passing by. I'm looking, I'm looking for my dreams. Flying past some golden beams. Gliding along the black rainbow. I fly away, with my shadow. Why?. Scratching the moon like a DJ"

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"Wow, wow, wow, Houstons going to cost me how much?. I want to stage a concert not buy the city"

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"Bloooooooooooooody hell, who left that banana skin on the floor"

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The practical joker he is, Francis Rimbert moves JMJ s chair away just as he is about to sit down

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JMJ TO SHOP ASSISTANT "Excuse me, but I would like to make a complaint about this anti-aging cream. . . . . . . . It didn't work"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:40 am
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"It's the last time I use this costumn designer for one of my concerts"

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AFTER YEARS OF SPECULATION, IT WAS REVELLED TODAY THAT THE 70S SYNTH GROUP 'Kraftwerk' ARE INDEED ROBOTS AND CURRENTLY OWNED BY Mr Jarre OF Paris.

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"Excuse me, can I have my ball back?. . . . . . . what you mean **** off!"

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"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppp!"

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IN THE NEWS TODAY, SCIENTISTS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CLOANED THE WORLDS FIRST CELEBRITY ANIMAL - THE JMJ FISH

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"I'm having second thoughts about this new 'Oxygene' head gear"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:14 pm
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I like the last one man....hehehe
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Post Posted Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:15 pm
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Jean Michel Frankenstein
Without faith nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible.







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