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The Jarre Caption Thread


Post Posted Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:22 am
Jon


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"I am not sulking, I just don't want to take my shirt off. I love this shirt, all 1,328 of them"

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To resolve the resturant issue from last year, JMJ has agreed to stage another concert in China as a way of an apolgy to Mr Tung and his resturant buisness. The concert will be called "Concert For Prawn Crackers"

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JARRE - "Jeeze, what a scary looking face behind me, and that painting also gives be the creeps"

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"I also vote there should NOT be a T&T follow-up album"

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As plans for "Concert For Prawn Crackers" goes ahead - JMJ - "We will have stalls selling fresh prawn crackers, here, here and here"

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"Come and get your frsh prawn crackers. Buy one, get one free, come and get them while they're fresh"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:59 pm
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"When I'm a big boy, I wan't to play with keyboards and wear white shirts"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:06 pm
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JMJ - "It's the last time I come to this hairdressers. Have you seen what you've
done to my hair?"

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Meanwhile, at the auditions for the new film version of 'Saturday Night Fever'

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Our beloved superhero MR BANANAMAN was luckily on time again today when he caught yet another victim who fell fowl to a banana skin left on the floor. Keeping up to his legendary ways, Mr Bananaman said "Do not fear, Mr Bananaman is here"

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JMJ, the oldest swinger in town. . . . . . . Well he is, he's 60 now.

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JMJ - "Just testing, but does my breath smell?"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:21 pm
Jon


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"Huh, how the f*** did you get up there?"

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"Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, finally played the whole Oxy 2 plucks sequence without making a single mistake . . . CHAPION, chapion, chapion"

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". . . . . and this is one of 10 rare VCS's left working in the world. . . . . . . . . sh*t, dropped it. . . . . this is one of only 9 rare VCS's left working in the world. . . . . "
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:26 pm
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Mr. Tung wrote:Image
"Huh, how the f*** did you get up there?"

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"Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, finally played the whole Oxy 2 plucks sequence without making a single mistake . . . CHAPION, chapion, chapion"

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". . . . . and this is one of 10 rare VCS's left working in the world. . . . . . . . . sh*t, dropped it. . . . . this is one of only 9 rare VCS's left working in the world. . . . . "
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Post Posted Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:00 pm
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MEGALOWL at the last one :lol:
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Post Posted Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:26 am
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JM: "When is this FOOKING metro coming... I need to stage a concert in 6 minutes..."

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JM: "OK, so we won't have Pizza. But do we really need to break up?"
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Post Posted Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:02 pm
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"tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock"

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"The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, roynd and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round. . . . . "

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"I need the toilet. . . . . . . . . . . . aaaahhhhhhh, that's better"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:07 pm
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"Naughty, naughty, don't do that again"

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"I'm gonna get that fly"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:13 pm
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Jarre confesses that since their Marriage he and Anne have become inseperable,



infact Jarre has taken to carrying Anne in his suit breast Pocket"

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Post Posted Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:22 pm
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"Emily...I'm not going out on the royal Albert Hall stage wearing this hideous suit...



"Well I'll drag you onto the stage then father"
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Jarre finally hangs up his Synthesizers and decides to try his acting skills by auditioning for Joseph and the technicolour dreamcoat

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Post Posted Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:28 pm
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Jarre reveals how he manages to look so good at 60.....



"I get my picture taken with Ugly people this makes me look good in comparison"

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Post Posted Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:42 am
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Today, JMJ revealed his secret to looking so young at 60. . . .

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Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:52 am
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L'Oreal... because you're worth it!
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Post Posted Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:44 pm
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AnDrOiD wrote:Image
L'Oreal... because you're worth it!
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